While Boston cried over a hawk attack, Allston residents dealt with real problems: They got their purses stolen, tires slashed, and necks poked.
- In an act of good measure, a tire-slashing vandal left behind a gift bag full of dog poop on 3/24. According the victimized car-owner, this is not the first time this has happened. We're not sure why, but two words come to mind: angry ex-girlfriend.
- The Citizens Bank at 2000 Beacon Street was robbed on 3/29 by a man the Allston-Brighton Tab has described as non-hispanic, in case any of you were wondering.
- A pastor- yes, a pastor, was attacked by an unidentified man on 3/30, in a Brighton church. After he told the pastor, "You have death points against you," the man struck him in the neck with two fingers.
- A 34-year-old Allston woman was arrested on 3/30 for stealing a Dora the Explorer book from Stop & Shop. She was carrying no identification at the time of the arrest and told police that she "just got here from Vegas and hitchhiked to Stop & Shop."
- A 20-year-old, "non-hispanic" male mugged a female student on Wallingford Street on 3/30. However, we're still not sure why the Allston-Brighton Tab included the second descriptor.
04 April 2008
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3 comments:
How do you know it was dog poop?
I personally like Allston quite I bit, if I were to find any fault, I would say its the queers. There are just so damn many of them. Prancing and fannying about like they own the place. Why can't they have sex with women, like real men!?
Come on! I should not be writing about more gay topics than you are.
And for Christ Sake, update!
http://contraindicated.wordpress.com/2008/04/24/hilary-plays-the-gays/